Random musings of a solitary man, who may or may not have a chicken. Email me: at3hoss [at] the gmail dot com.Tumblr (3.0; @3hoss)http://www.randomsequitur.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ubwyPQtz1qzvj17o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the best relationships, a husband and wife are one; they share a special, almost psychic connection. At times, we’re like that. So, when she gets that far off look in her eyes, I just smile to myself and nod, because I know she’s thinking about having sex with LL Cool J again.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/1022836639http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/1022836639Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:22:10 -0400Ladies Love Cool James<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/985602085/tumblr_l7hgj70EIE1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>August and Everything After - Counting Crows</p> <p>I should have known this was a song. I didn’t know this was a song. This is a good song.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/985602085http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/985602085Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:33:07 -0400music fridayscounting crows<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7etm8goPA1qzvj17o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>On a first date, it’s really hard to tell if a girl has rabies, or if she’s just trying to impress you by reenacting the rabies scene from that episode of Seinfeld that you love. Either way, I think laughing is an appropriate first response.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/977934943http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/977934943Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:22:54 -0400elaine benesrabies<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l722ieDYSN1qzvj17o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“When Morris comes home, he and I will just have a little chat.”                   </p> <p>“It’s cool. No, it’s going to be good.”</p> <p>…</p> <p>Unfortunately, Cameron’s dad didn’t see it that way. He didn’t want to talk. And that was the last time anyone saw Cameron.</p> <p>I blame Ferris.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/943564291http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/943564291Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:06:00 -0400blame ferriscameron's dead<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/855149740/tumblr_l63hy26Kwh1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Detroit Has a Skyline - Superchunk</p> <p>It <em>does!</em></p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/855149740http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/855149740Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:03:38 -0400superchunkmusic saturdays<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/821908067/tumblr_l5olia5CPz1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Archers of Loaf - Web in Front</p> <p><em>All I ever wanted was to be your spine. No, not you. You.</em></p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/821908067http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/821908067Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:56:34 -0400archers of loafmusic fridays<p>I’m growing a beard in the middle of summer. Don’t take it personally.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/782516996http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/782516996Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:52:41 -0400beards of summer<p>It doesn’t take a detective to figure out how to find me on <em><strong>Words with Friends</strong></em>. But, if you ARE a detective, then can you tell me how I got this lip tattoo?</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/764097382http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/764097382Sat, 03 Jul 2010 00:08:08 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/688899986/tumblr_l3vpz9YVLb1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>I Left My Wallet in El Segundo - A Tribe Called Quest</p> <p>I ordered enchiladas and I ate ‘em. Ali had the fruit punch.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/688899986http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/688899986Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:09:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3hse3gRzh1qzvj17o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you would have told me, 25 years ago, that I’d be on the brink of a major scientific breakthrough today, I probably would have tried to set you on fire, because you’re obviously some kind of witch or warlock that can see into the future using the power of your black magic. </p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/663339061http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/663339061Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:35:18 -0400sabrina the teenage witchscience!<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3fvs9q2GZ1qzvj17o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy knows what I’m talking about.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/659901286http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/659901286Thu, 03 Jun 2010 08:52:56 -0400yellow cake!<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/642404155/tumblr_l35tr3Jigc1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>The National - Mr. November</p> <p>I wish that I believed in fate / I wish I didn’t sleep so late.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/642404155http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/642404155Fri, 28 May 2010 22:33:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2q5x5RsFC1qzvj17o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s not always a positive thing to see a few seconds into the future.”</p> <p>“That’s from a song.”</p> <p>“I knew you were going to say that. See? I’m already bored.”</p> <p>“I hate you so much.”</p> <p>“Yeah, I know. Do you want to drink a couple bottles of cough syrup and go buy some fireworks?”</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/616448773http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/616448773Thu, 20 May 2010 11:34:16 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/580162381/tumblr_l22x99UySf1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Your Little Hoodrat Friend - The Hold Steady</p> <p>I ain’t never been with your little hoodrat friend. True story.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/580162381http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/580162381Fri, 07 May 2010 22:22:00 -0400the hold steadymusic fridays<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l20iibACjb1qzvj17o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you call someone the wrong name, maybe it’s best to keep calling that person the wrong name forever, even if they specifically tell you what their name is. And maybe you can start calling other people the wrong name, too, so it becomes your thing to call people the wrong name, even your wife and kids. And you might as well make up a different name for yourself while you’re at it, because you never liked the name Eric anyways, and I bet if you called yourself Snake, you could stop shaving and maybe wear an eye patch like Kurt Russell in Escape from New York.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/576741221http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/576741221Thu, 06 May 2010 15:08:34 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/544480920/tumblr_l1d0fxr5w31qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>The Streets - Fit But You Know It</p> <p>Bitches, man.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/544480920http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/544480920Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:33:00 -0400the streetsmusic friday<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/527170675/tumblr_l102wceTZv1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Can’t Hardly Wait - The Replacements.</p> <p>I can’t.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/527170675http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/527170675Fri, 16 Apr 2010 22:57:48 -0400the replacementsmusic fridays<p>I’m lazy, but, apparently, I <a href="http://twitter.com/3hoss/status/12179458253">do take requests</a>.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/523812107http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/523812107Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:38:41 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vo5f5klN1qzvj17o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>A good way to make new friends at work is to keep a bowl of candy at your desk and start eating some of the candy whenever somebody stops by your desk to talk. First, people will know that you like candy, and, also, you’ll have your mouth full so you won’t be able to answer when they ask who you are, or how you got into the building, or what you did with Pete from accounting.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/521238356http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/521238356Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:48:00 -0400candy<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.randomsequitur.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/509897346/tumblr_l0n9r4ygpI1qzvj17&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Jessie & My Whetstone - Saves the Day</p> <p>Please come dive in puddles with me.</p>http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/509897346http://www.randomsequitur.com/post/509897346Sat, 10 Apr 2010 00:57:00 -0400saves the dayjessie!