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Edwin seemed nice enough—approaching me on a fixie on the corner of 17th and Shotwell, “Miss! This is for you!” I grabbed it, not looking at it...
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Trailer for my new website which will feature sundry tales of awesome adventure. It kicks off next month.
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A Sticker on the Mirror in the Bathrooms at Work
At my work in the bathrooms there is a sticker on the mirror that says “The person you see in the...
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[Interior office conference room. Doreen, Josh and Curt walk in, dressed in business casual.]
DOREEN: Of all the 9am recurring conference calls, it...
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dammit.
not again, Bruce.
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This guy knows what I’m talking about.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 61 playsThe National - Mr. November
I wish that I believed in fate / I wish I didn’t sleep so late.
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“It’s not always a positive thing to see a few seconds into the future.”
“That’s from a song.”
“I knew you were going to say that. See? I’m already bored.”
“I hate you so much.”
“Yeah, I know. Do you want to drink a couple bottles of cough syrup and go buy some fireworks?”
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Your Little Hoodrat Friend - The Hold Steady
I ain’t never been with your little hoodrat friend. True story.
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If you call someone the wrong name, maybe it’s best to keep calling that person the wrong name forever, even if they specifically tell you what their name is. And maybe you can start calling other people the wrong name, too, so it becomes your thing to call people the wrong name, even your wife and kids. And you might as well make up a different name for yourself while you’re at it, because you never liked the name Eric anyways, and I bet if you called yourself Snake, you could stop shaving and maybe wear an eye patch like Kurt Russell in Escape from New York.
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- jephkelley: Fire sprinklers.
Cocktail napkins.
A candle wick.
Let's see if you can incorporate any one of these into a random Twitter musing in the next week.I’m lazy, but, apparently, I do take requests.
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A good way to make new friends at work is to keep a bowl of candy at your desk and start eating some of the candy whenever somebody stops by your desk to talk. First, people will know that you like candy, and, also, you’ll have your mouth full so you won’t be able to answer when they ask who you are, or how you got into the building, or what you did with Pete from accounting.
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Jessie & My Whetstone - Saves the Day
Please come dive in puddles with me.
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