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  • August 27, 2010 10:22 pm
    In the best relationships, a husband and wife are one; they share a special, almost psychic connection. At times, we’re like that. So, when she gets that far off look in her eyes, I just smile to myself and nod, because I know she’s thinking about having sex with LL Cool J again.

    In the best relationships, a husband and wife are one; they share a special, almost psychic connection. At times, we’re like that. So, when she gets that far off look in her eyes, I just smile to myself and nod, because I know she’s thinking about having sex with LL Cool J again.

    27 notes Filed under:  Ladies Love Cool James,.
  • August 20, 2010 11:33 pm
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 60 plays

    August and Everything After - Counting Crows

    I should have known this was a song. I didn’t know this was a song. This is a good song.

    4 notes Filed under:  music fridays, counting crows,.
  • August 19, 2010 1:22 pm
    On a first date, it’s really hard to tell if a girl has rabies, or if she’s just trying to impress you by reenacting the rabies scene from that episode of Seinfeld that you love. Either way, I think laughing is an appropriate first response.

    On a first date, it’s really hard to tell if a girl has rabies, or if she’s just trying to impress you by reenacting the rabies scene from that episode of Seinfeld that you love. Either way, I think laughing is an appropriate first response.

    21 notes Filed under:  elaine benes, rabies,.
  • August 12, 2010 4:06 pm
    “When Morris comes home, he and I will just have a little chat.”                    “It’s cool. No, it’s going to be good.” … Unfortunately, Cameron’s dad didn’t see it that way. He didn’t want to talk. And that was the last time anyone saw Cameron. I blame Ferris.

    “When Morris comes home, he and I will just have a little chat.”                   

    “It’s cool. No, it’s going to be good.”

    …

    Unfortunately, Cameron’s dad didn’t see it that way. He didn’t want to talk. And that was the last time anyone saw Cameron.

    I blame Ferris.

    9 notes Filed under:  blame ferris, cameron's dead,.
  • July 25, 2010 12:03 am
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 90 plays

    Detroit Has a Skyline - Superchunk

    It does!

    2 notes Filed under:  superchunk, music saturdays,.
  • July 16, 2010 10:56 pm
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 40 plays

    Archers of Loaf - Web in Front

    All I ever wanted was to be your spine. No, not you. You.

    4 notes Filed under:  archers of loaf, music fridays,.
  • July 7, 2010 5:52 pm

    I’m growing a beard in the middle of summer. Don’t take it personally.

    5 notes Filed under:  beards of summer,.
  • July 3, 2010 12:08 am

    Words with Detectives

    It doesn’t take a detective to figure out how to find me on Words with Friends. But, if you ARE a detective, then can you tell me how I got this lip tattoo?

    4 notes
  • June 11, 2010 10:09 pm
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 180 plays

    I Left My Wallet in El Segundo - A Tribe Called Quest

    I ordered enchiladas and I ate ‘em. Ali had the fruit punch.

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  • June 4, 2010 9:35 am
    If you would have told me, 25 years ago, that I’d be on the brink of a major scientific breakthrough today, I probably would have tried to set you on fire, because you’re obviously some kind of witch or warlock that can see into the future using the power of your black magic. 

    If you would have told me, 25 years ago, that I’d be on the brink of a major scientific breakthrough today, I probably would have tried to set you on fire, because you’re obviously some kind of witch or warlock that can see into the future using the power of your black magic. 

    12 notes Filed under:  sabrina the teenage witch, science!,.
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